When you wake up to see you unplugged yo charger from the wall and your shit at 20%

niggas be mad as hell you go straight to christmas music after halloween, thanksgiving aint even got no platinum records niggas not playing i got greens beans potatoes tomatoes on the aux this not 2016

If a gynecologist knows the ins and outs of the vagina does that mean he gives good head 🤔🤔

Whoever coined the phrase "you can't walk and chew gum at the same time" probably walked into a pole while choking on gum

if you listen to: J. Cole Mick Jenkins Wretch 32 Kendrick Lamar JID Mac Miller Travis Scott Freddie Gibbs Lute Young Thug Mez Smino Drake Denzel Curry Dave Rapsody Joey Bada$$ please be my friend

Her: If you could have 1 super power what would it be Me: super speed so I can get away from you

When you gain success all the the doubts you faced are that much sweeter

To Pepe Le Pew the only stalker that never got caught

Lol when u make a tweet and u realize the first typo .. and then realize the whole damn thing fucked up😭😭

If a dog can understand Spanish and English does that make him bilingual 🤔🤔

Carbon copies come and go legends remain the same

Have y’all ever imagined life without music? 😫

Me when im hungry vs after I eat.

Her: I can't stand black people Me: And yet your black yourself Her: Barely... I'm Indonesian 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️