ConnorDances I guess I’m not the only one refreshing Twitter every 10 mins. 😂. Jimbo's Christmas Tree tree said Deboers tree is being moved so there is hope he’s correct.

This tweet means: a) Norvell is staying b) The Alfords are smoking ribs for the weekend c) It's a live look at the document destruction regarding the @CFBplayoff currently happening at @ESPN headquarters.

Update from Mike's Christmas Tree: "What a day! I've got fresh tinsel, a bunch of expensive Radko ornaments, fancy lights. Who knew that THE CLIMB was about somebody climbing to my top and placing a brand new star! I can't wait for December!"

This account will never get old.

Just took a look at the Gators November schedule. I don't think Billy's Christmas Tree needs to even bother setting his alarm for Dec. 1...

Oh man, sounds like he may need some Halloween decorations by looks of that schedule?? 🤣🤣🤣

Also, I just KNOW this next episode is the one when Gilligan is actually going to get off the island ....

Hey y'all, Jim Phillips' Christmas tree just texted me. Said things are a little tense on the homefront. Keeps overhearing phone calls about legendary sportswriter "Grantland Rice." I asked him if he could have been hearing "Grant of Rights." Haven't heard back.

For perspective, this means that when I was laying on the ground at the curb, he couldn't jump from my stump to my top.

BREAKING: I just got a new text from Jim Phillips' Christmas tree: "The house is dark, but Jim is at home. I keep hearing the clink of ice in a glass. He's cussing about Clemson. Says his lawyers will smash 'that damned rock.' Doesn't sound like he believes it, though.

Brilliant!

By the way, my boy Jimbo's buyout at TAMU was $77 million. Wouldn't it be amazing if FSU's buyout from the ACC was less? "Yeah, we got out of an entire league cheaper than you got rid a coach who only won once, and that was with a generational QB."

You really need to ask?

His neighborhood looks a little swankier than Golden Eagle, tbh. I bet they have people to come get trees like me rather than have them mar the curb.

Trivia question: Do you know what June, July and August have in common? Every year, in those three months, the "U" is back!

I remember one time somebody asking Jimbo about his APR. He said: "I've got a great interest rate on my mortgage, thanks for asking." SMH.

This spurning reminds of the 1940 presidential election when FDR ditched Texan John Garner as his running mate. That's ironic of course since 1940 was the first college football season of Texas A&M's current 83-year national title drought. I read a lot up in the attic.

Haven't heard from Jimbo in a while, but he texted me re: the Aggie baseball coach saga. The text said, simply: "The lie don't care who tells it."

If you sub "Miami" for FIU in this example, then you can see that ... uh, actually, sorry, this ends with a conference championship so that doesn't work.