At airport eating first food since 6pm Friday, ate it all with a spoon, it was fork food

Surely he is listening to rossi sterling baker b3b live set

Shalomtronics

Market is tanking so bad I am debating going home to use my parents house as a pharmacy to stock up on toothpaste and deodorant

Guy hit the floating subway K hole postyanks game

This must be what getting run train on feels like

Next can we bring cigs inside back to life

This did not need to happen on Masters Sunday Chipotle

Stop blacking out after work on a Thursday Stop blacking out the night before a morning tee time Today these crossed paths.

Will sell my cock and balls on eBay for the knights of cydonia ID Beltran just ripped to close his Yuma set

Massive pink bump when Beltras plays Knights of Cydonia

Massive realization

Bibi was amazing as always, a classic as always start to finish. Following that - Adam Ten swept me off my fucking feet, seamless motion, fat track to fat track, what an absolute ripper this man just threw at sunset rooftop

Rossi. if he had a son named “Kyle” and saw him going near a hot stove: “Don’t touch that, Kyle”

Can’t watch the Knicks without thinking about Adam Ten now

2 hours into the ESPYs and no mention of college basketball, hockey, barely any baseball or football - what in the cock sucking fuck am I watching

My name is the Fever app, and I suck massive balls, and I’ll never be like my big brother Dice. Never buying a ticket from that piece of shit service again

Hambeugesa de tussi?

Babe, you know Tuesdays are for Goyimaxxing .