Pizza guy just unprompted accurately guessed my zodiac sign on the first try. 1/12 chance but still

If you’ve been a teen girl who shopped at Abercrombie, the news about the former CEO is… probably not shocking? 🤷🏻‍♀️

3 of my family members have called in the hour after the game to recap 🥹 Buffalo is so wholesome

Pry em out of my cold dead hands, Adams

Generations of American patriots, from our revolution onward, have fought for the principles Zelenskyy is risking his life to defend. But today, Donald Trump and JD Vance attacked Zelenskyy and pressured him to surrender the freedom of his people to the KGB war criminal who

Who’s gonna break it to RFK that living on a farm is lowkey pretty depressing?

Live footage of me driving for the first time in months and forgetting the need to brake before railroad tracks.

Access to airport lounges is probably the closest I’ll ever get to membership in a secret society and I’m ok with that.

This aged well

Not sure how anyone raw dogs this site anymore. You won’t catch me on here before a dose of Klonipin & AT LEAST one glass of red.

Courage the Cowardly Dog has become my new comfort show and that’s how I know my mental health is getting questionable.

Love this for him!!!

Would rather take a cheese grater to my ballsack

Guess who

Best sign at the No Kings protest by far.

So many 2016 “Feel the Bern” liberal arts college girlies grew up to be NYC-based “Hot Girls for Zohran” career women and I love that for us. 🥹

I Think You Should Leave sketch