I just remembered I saw a man leaf blowing the snow off the side walk yesterday

Yoga was SICK this morning

I’m listening to Beethoven as I eat Wendy’s

Stay off the lawn

They probably thought he was a kid pressing one key 🤣

Best day ever

I like Pisces

What do you do in your free time

Spit bubbles 🫧 Done w colored pencils on toned tan paper

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In 1989, an unlikely bond was formed in Costa Rica when Gilberto "Chito" Shedden, a local fisherman, stumbled upon a dying crocodile on the banks of the Reventazón River. The crocodile, who Shedden named Pocho, had been shot in the head by a cattle farmer. Chito took Pocho home

I have smoked over 200 joints this year

Do you think my neighbors like Gucci mane with their coffee too?

When was the last time you roasted a turkey not on thanksgiving

I just walked home in the rain and loved it

my uber driver just shared with me his belief that trends in human society are determined by the government waterboarding aliens until they pick a thing to be popular, and that’s why everyone suddenly had an air fryer at the same time. 1000 out of 5 stars

I broke a rib

Lost all my current photos and texts but I got twitter back…