How TF is Hans the villain, he’s literally both perfect and too dumb to work this whole plot out #Frozen

Dear Democrats, Stop fighting in public. You’re all the worst. Just make life better and pass bills and create a more equitable society. #cnnsotu

Since this has been and always will be basically a Michaela Coel stan account today is a real win

Ok Jon Lovett who’s your dream ru Paul’s drag race all stars cast from where you are? Also can we go to the jinx and dela holiday show?

#cnnsotu has Pat Toomey on just lying. We have to stop giving these liars a platform.

There are so many seniors here getting their boosters—it’s really nice to see. and even some first shot folks. Huge shoutout to the nurse I saw speaking with a vax hesitant man in the parking lot with patience and faith—he came in! May that be all of us! #vaccinateNY

me: i don’t want this stuff here brain: so put it away me: absolutely not

Q:What kind of vegetables can I expect every week? A. We planted five thousand lettuce plants, so for the first few weeks of your CSA you will be getting nothing but lettuce. mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq-a…

What the actual

Oooooh! I love them!!!

The #flux is so good. I can’t wait for the next episode. Jodi is amazing as the Doctor. Asking for the pointy thing called back to 11 and then the anger felt so 10.. I love this series.

I’m a World Champion! What’s your Duolingo learner style? #Duolingo365

This season of #RuPaulDragRace so good I cried when kornbread shared her message to Willow

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NYT Spelling Bee is suggesting #TeamWillowPill

Just realized Shangela absolutely got Dany-ed in all stars 🤯

Does he have eyebrows or just stains that are kind of like eyebrows?

#tullyspucks we’re at 103 seats 1-5! GO CRUNCH!!

Hi Jon Lovett, because of your interview with Jason Isaacs, I watched #theOA and now I need you to put your full power towards both electing democrats and getting a reboot onto Apple TV. Thank you.

Major League 2 is basically a #GoldenGirls tribute movie.