reframing my absolute refusal to leave the house as nesting

do women’s sports teams always have ski goggles on hand in case they win

oh

have you ever tried this one

walked into thanksgiving wearing new pants and before even greeting me, my dad said “the 70s called, they want their jeans back”

this being the way i found out

0 days since talking normal. called the tiny spiders that live in the corners of my apartment “the girls”

pro bono LA therapists docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

anyone in the la area if you missed even a day of work or were considering or did evacuate please apply for aid from fema here. you can get a one time 770 dollar payment directly. disasterassistance.gov

We’re launching a new, simple intake system to report price gouging — call Los Angeles 311 to report illegally hiked rents and prices. We have no tolerance for it.

omg luka doncic is only 25? wow he’s like sabrina carpenter for men

imagine hating on taylor swift at an awards show and she’s just in the crowd vibing like this

kind of awesome that it’s only march and billboard’s like “we’ve seen enough. it’s doechii”

secure attachment? yeah i’d love to

when someone’s standing in my way: fucking move, jesus. spatial awareness, my guy. what on god’s green earth is wrong with you when i’m standing in someone’s way: oops. hehe

lesbians should have a pope

watching the hunting wives like