Unajua mechi umepiga ni champions league levels akikuachia thong unusage ka Bien😂😂

What needs to be done

can’t be broke and scared of doing shit, you already have nothing to lose.

Death watching you save money

You think you’re smart running all your accounts from one device? The platforms are smarter. They track fingerprints, cookies, and every tiny move you make. One slip mass ban.

Unaeza kuwa broke and get money again but you can't be fake then real again

Naona kila mtu anamanifest kitu ako sure anaipata anytime soon😂😂 Am manifesting weed also😌

Unaambia mtu kiasi ntakupigia unakumbuka after 2 weeks 😂😂😂

Cheat code: ✅Don't flaunt money, they know how to make more than you. They'll eat your money and leave. ✅Take leadership, kama huna direction, she will eat you alive. She is too wise to see through your BS. ✅Words!!! Words!!! They miss sweet empty nothings, luo brothers

I love hoes

Being nice and Lovely achia lotion, stay dangerous 😂

Dem anaanza kuvaa topa unadhani ameanza kuwa mwepesi kumbe pesa ya nywele ndo hana😂😂.

What do you do when a woman who's not your girlfriend asks you to impregnate her while she has a fiance? Women, mambo gani hii.

Kuna comrade ako na pesa ya data lakini hana ya supper, nakuelewa 😂😂

Kumbe ukikuwa busy Monday is such a short day.

Kuna mwigine akona ya gode na hana ya supper 😂😂

Our champions league journey comes to an end.

The realization that you no longer do drugs for fun but to stay sane and alive hits different 🥹

discovering new music is like finding love every time you want to listen to it

You start to understand conmen when your hustle booms,it gets addictive😤.