high school crushes were crazy because why was i running around the whole school to get a glimpse of someone

If i sleep early, i wake up tired. If i sleep late, i wake up tired. how tf do i win?

College go by 10x faster than highschool

I got no problem texting first as long as u make me feel like u actually wanna talk.

“for you, i would” is such a gentle n sweet love language like no maybe i wouldn’t usually do this but i would love to do it if it would make you happy

“i really like you” my damaged ass:

Me in my own room laughing at my own jokes cuz I’m hilarious

ARE WE GETTING MATCHING PJS FOR THE HOLIDAYS OR NOT 😡

They said rain sounds help you go to sleep. It sound like somebody frying pork chops in my ear.

2000s movies would have a girl say “boys never look at me 😪” and then said girl would be played by megan fox

I remember I was on TikTok watching this girl grwm & she was going on a date… yall why I watched her get rdy for a date with my nigga😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I eat my first meal of the day at 5pm bro don’t ask me for advice

Will never understand why the smell of girls perfume lasts 8 secs meanwhile boys can go through an apocalypse and still smell like cologne.

Moving in with your girl is crazy. You about to be homeless every time y’all argue

Normalizing letting my phone die this year.

Words can’t describe what I’m feeling 🥲 thank to everyone and for NBA 2K for the raid 💯❤️ and also to my family 🦭 vDark Border @llBOOMBOOMll_TV @xTTYMEx Leeannston 🖤 @lelegenkai TRULY HUNCHO Tiller 6x Logo Butterfly Ash🦋 QueenVib3z 💜 thank y’all FOREAL I’m still shaking 👀

A nigga like me would have the fish form "will you marry me?"

Slatt♱ Lil Rodney Son got a little too excited after his prom date called him fine shi 😭😭