Just fired two PAs today. #SuperProductiveSaturday

Why can’t my father buy me a Stafford so that I don’t look like a serf that can’t afford the latest IFruit?

Going to fly down to Ukraine soon for business. Don’t tell Defledhead.

Is it alright to sleep with your dead brother’s wife after an ice binge? Asking for a friend.

My house feels so hollow, shouldn’t have left those firecrackers next to that open can of gasoline. #FridayMood

"Well, here we are" Barker swerves around the corner, before being flagged down by a security worker.

JB: "Whats the issue?" ???: "You can't turn into that car park, it's for reserved guest only..." JB: "... Do you know who I am?" ???: "No sir but you better leave before I call the LSPD" JB: "I'm the fucking chairman and that's my god damn convention"

BREAKING: Johnny Crawford announces Bradford Dixon as his Vice President running mate at the Democratic convention. xtv.in/jerDgetU

VIP Spector box @ the Maze Bank arena. Johnny Crawford looks like an ant from up here!

I hope that I don’t run into my father. We haven’t spoken since 2016 #FatherSons

He didn’t promise me anything!

Sec. John Carson's opinion on President Defledhead: Now the Republicans are using this man as a Secretary of State and a poster boy for their collapsing party. Can it get any worse? #ShambleCabinet

Who is the real #stablegenius ? Retweet = Obama Like = Trump

BREAKING: Dick's Sporting Goods (DICK'S Sporting Goods) just made an announcement they will be halting the sale of assault-style rifles and will no longer sell any guns to people under 21! Thanks Dicks!!! Show your thanks! RETWEET!

BREAKING: Walmart says that it will raise the age for purchasing a gun from 18 years old to 21 and remove items that resemble assault-style rifles from their website. Show your thanks for Walmart with a RETWEET!

To those Republicans angry that "Repeal the Second Amendment" is trending this morning. It's trending because former Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens said it should be repealed. John Paul Stevens is a REPUBLICAN! A Republican is making this claim, not any liberals!