no see this is why i’m feeling so hopeless about politics and the next election bc bernie and AOC can tour all they want- people still genuinely approve of trump’s policies on the southern border and immigration

this season has been confusing bc how did spurs pick up glory hunter fans?

okay should i text some dudes i hooked up w 2 years ago and see if that works

there are like three people in the entire world who will understand this reference but i have a suspicion this is just “the search for dolly”, soccer edition

chris richards: "we're gonna call hendo allstate, we’re in safe hands" 💀

this entire season has been upside down - newcastle and palace won trophies, pep seems confused, liverpool won the league, there’s gonna be a team that’s 16th or 17th in the champions league next year. there is no outrage to be had lmao

okay i’ve learned a lot about my team in the last 48 hours but the most surprising is the fact that james maddison is like actually a pretty good singer

chiesa running around w the premier league trophy today like

so uh how did this team almost got knocked out by CELTIC

why do most millennials have a higher body count than liverpool football club

how do i tell my american manager that i need to take a personal day because an australian man was fired in england

hopefully this is the last time i’m posting this video

i’m leaning all the way in. let’s fucking go, i’m ready for the camp coors light games

the way terfs have decided to weaponize one of the most vile predators to ever have walked this earth to “gotcha” simone, the most dominant and talented gymnast of all time is truly something that needs to be studied. their hatred of *all women* at this point is a sickness