Friar Nick Okay hear me out

Chicago pope baybeeeee

Dad asked if I ever submit corrections for errors in Kindle books

I was playing Rocket League and stopped to make sure she was alright. The other team scored while she was explaining to me that she was just crying because of the Hunger Games movie

In a huge win for little sisters everywhere, the twins have starting calling all of the dogs from Bluey “Bingo”

You can just start a 529 account any time you want, you don’t have to have a kid. They don’t tell you this.

I want to congratulate an acquaintance that I heard had her first kid, but we’re only really connected on LinkedIn. Should I do just the funniest thing

Me this weekend when they delayed our flight two hours right after pulling away from the gate

Me: [mowing the lawn] Young guy walking around the neighborhood offering window quotes: “Hey are your parents home?” Me: “No they live in Oklahoma.” YGWATNOWQ: 🫥

Me, thinking to myself as I drive the kids home: “What a miracle every day to have these two.” One of the twins in the back seat: [Laughing about making fart noises for five straight minutes]

Daughter has started saying “I want ice cream” over and over when we drive past a Culver’s. We’re in trouble.

Daughter, upon seeing a Labubu for the first time: “I want that. It’s my bunny.”

Silksong Silksong Silksong

Feels like we all lost sight of Luce when Pope Francis died… miss her

My top two icons of the year for sure

Hell yeah I’m based, based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire

To me he’s a good bunny