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mujtaba

@jhandeya

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calendar_today29-01-2017 16:40:18

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twitter being banned reminds me of how you banned me from ever contacting you, this silence on the tl reminds me of the silent treatment you used to give me, i miss how u were toxic to me like PTI is to army, u dont have to text back just say hi to your mom for me

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it raining unexpectedly in karachi reminds me of how me and you were so unexpected, the raindrops dropping gives me flashbacks on how you dropped me after that one argument, you dont have to text back, just tell your mom to enjoy this weather for me 🤷‍♂️

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instagram being down reminds me of how down i am for you, these random moments of instagram absence remind me of your absence from my life. i miss how we were as unstable as instagrams servers, u dont have to text back tell your mom to text me on imsg

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seeing the chaand tonight reminded me of how the only chaand i could ever admire was you. Shaitan might be locked up but i still miss u so this is genuine, u dont have to text back - tell ur mom ramadan mubarak

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islamabad winning the psl for the third time reminds me of how that other man kept winning with you while i looked from afar, i went from losing you like multan sultan to getting left behind like lahore qalandar. You dont have to text back just tell your mom i said salam

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instagram being down for some, up for others reminded me of how id let everyone down but always stay up when it came to you, this disparity reminds me of the differences we both had which i wanna work out, u dont have to text me back, just ask your mom if she needs help in iftaar

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everyone talking about the eclipse reminded me of you, i dont need to know about how the solar system works when my whole world revolves around you, u leaving was the eclipse of my life, u dont have to reply just say hi to your mom for me

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people having difficulty finding the chaand tonight reminds me of how i never had difficulty finding mine for you are the chaand of my life, u shine brighter than any moon, u dont have to text me back just show up outside for me tonight 🙌

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do u guys think they delay the chaand announcement so much because the only time they get attention is like twice a year and they wanna make sure they get all of it

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all these eid mubaraks remind me of how i never had to eid mubarak my way to you because for me, eid happened when you showed up in my life, my eidi was your love for me not money. u dont have to text me back just tell ur mom eid mubarak🙌

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the guy shooting Donald Trump and missing reminds me of how i used to shoot my shot in your dms and miss. You and me are like Biden and Trump, always arguing but ever so same💔 lets forget abt the U S A and focus on U N Me, u aint gotta text back just say hi to ur mom for me

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Arshad Nadeem finally winning last night reminds me of how i did all that effort to win you over, His gold was in paris but your gold is the haq mehr im gonna give to u, I'll carry u like he carried the pakistan flag on his back🤦🏼‍♂️ u dont need to text just say hi to ur mom for me