For the 4th time in my teaching career, a student dressed as me for Halloween. After #5 I get a free sub.

Porcupine Literary's Pushcart Nominees!! 🎉🎉🎉 Congratulations to Matthew E Henry: MFA, MATS, PhD, MEH 😑, Lisa K. Buchanan, Jon Davis, Ankit Raj Ojha, Carla Cherry, and Juliana Gray!

Thanks to Porcupine Literary for this happy news on a snowy day!

deleting emails while singing “moving it to the trash” to the tune of that doobie brothers song, I assume everyone does this

Maybe the funniest thing I’ve seen this year.

Please, #Repost this @MissingInKansas for Quincy Marret, now 17, last seen about 2 months ago in NE Kansas. Let's help find her safe. kake.com/story/50297883… #MissingInKS #KAKEnews U.S. Department of Justice @Netflix Hulu Condé Nast discovery+ iHeartRadio HBO Max MGM+

looking forward to Taylor Swift’s offsite reading at a Tex-Mex restaurant’s back patio with no microphone as servers noisily clear away margarita glasses

Thinking of Laura Lippman Has Not Paid Anyone Eight Dollars at the Memorial Art Gallery today.

Guy at the bar just ordered a Four Roses & Sprite and I’m calling The Hague.

Hey, I’m just saying Billy Joe Mcallister should have survived that jump.

Very excited to hear Dan O’Brien read from his work this week!

When my mother developed Alzheimer’s, one of her earliest symptoms was aphasia that made it very difficult for her to communicate. I’m grateful to @AliumJournal for including this poem in their new print issue.

Today is the most I’ve ever missed Norm Macdonald.

Judge Alito’s dick will be flown at half-staff tomorrow.

Because true crime. #CrimeCon

empire of death: dont worry about it #doctorwho #sutekh (1/5)

JD Vance looks like he’s hiding something from Mariska Hargitay

this is going to ruin the tour

This is a terrific residency and y’all should apply!

I hope Harris gets a spray bottle Tuesday like what you use to teach cats to not jump on the dining table