High holidays Virtual in person High holidays

If you think $1mil/yr is "rich," guess again! Look at my monthly expenses. $22k rent $6k iced coffee $2k babka $4.5k stickers $10k misc. bagels $7k camp supplies $9k Jewish jewelry $11k shit for whatever holiday is happening I'm barely getting by.

Cursed tweet

“A latke is just a hashbrown” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

I SAID YES!!! 💖💖💍💍💍✨✨✨ when someone asked me if I wanted challah tonight

Me on October 31st vs me on November 1st

The nice Jewish girls of today are the nice Jewish women of tomorrow 💪

The immediate and scary Purim to Passover transition is giving Halloween to Christmas vibes

“I watch The Prince of Egypt for the plot” The plot:

Every time I make matzah pizza I remember I don’t make pizza bagels enough

He’s a 10 but he pronounces hummus with a soft H

Happy camp season RIP to my post engagement

“We will adopt your baby” (if it’s floating down a river in a basket)

Heyyy (with the intention of starting an intense game of Jewish geography)

Me and who

My culture is not your costume

Me on October 31st vs me on November 1st

My 2022 wrapped really got me 🙃

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - that your mom’s matzo ball soup is the best - that your mom’s latkes are the best - that your mom’s challah is the best

Not getting offered the pickle your friend got on the side of their meal