Manchester United's opponents in the Champions League

“Now tell Isak he’s gonna stay and play with the U21’s.”

Now put the price for Isak up to £170m 🤣🤣 Hey Brentford and Palace did it to us. Why cant we do this to Liverpool 🤣🤣 #NUFC

Liverpool will obviously sign Isak now. Its like 2 people who were caught out cheating and then deciding to officially be together. And when did that ever go wrong? 😊 Newcastle are going to have Woltemade and (likely) Wissa as striker options. Plus £130,000,000 in the bank for

🎶 Scoring with his left and scoring with his right, that’s big Nick alright (that’s big Nick alright). Bagging goals for the boys in a ground full of noise, that’s big Nick alright (that’s big Nick alright)…🎶

Newcastle sign Waltemade, Me and Ronaldo “Kroos did this” Toni Kroos

Makes a change

Thought for today…. I would like to thank Alexander Isak for his behaviour and forcing to leave Newcastle. I would also like to thank Liverpool for the duplicitous way they unsettled him. Why FFS you may ask? Hear me out… 1. The bloke is not a team player as he showed last

Woltemade looks like someone took a rolling pin to Rudi Voller, love him already #NUFC

After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by Magnum Ice Cream #FreeBenAndJerrys

Fantastic from Brighton, this. A massively important message delivered very well.

What in the fallen-angel-meets-baroque-drama is happening here? Seriously, what in the celestial-chaos-of-Bruno-Guimares’-glory is this composition? This isn’t football, it’s performance art. I shall frame it immediately!

Isak v Woltemade Don't repost this because it's extremely difficult for Liverpool fans to take. #nufc #lfc

First manager of the season to be sacked over Isak signing for Liverpool

Andy, I’m the editor of All Out Rugby League pal.

Someone said Gyokeres moves like Keir Starmer playing football and it’s killing me man. Please save our souls Kai Havertz

Dan Burn pulling out the Ginola moves against Ferencvaros just put this game firmly in fever dream territory #nopens

The perfect Christmas present for someone you hate.