no one tell publishing but it looks like the eclipse got lead title

I’ve never heard of this being used in the classroom as part of the curriculum, but it absolutely should be 🥺

I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death

here's what I've done to avoid starting my next book: cleaned every clothing drawer donated 8 bags of clothes reorganized all closets sanitized the fridge shelves unpacked snacks to look like a Pinterest ad made lasagna for the first time in my life washed every wall in my home

the sibling relationship between these men makes my heart grow in size

WARNING this is a parenting question and not a book one. how many times did your kid get strep before an ENT yanked their tonsils 😢

I forgot with my whole mind that 3.5 years ago I wrote 40k of a YA novel that featured geomagnetic storms until today, during a newsworthy one 💁‍♀️

small thread of unserious movie moments: renesmee's cgi in the twilight saga

i salute this girlfriend, whose "how hard could this be" energy i have harnessed with consistency my entire life

This person gets me.

So excited about my latest acquisition. Can't wait to work with Joan F. Smith to bring this wonderful book to shelves!

I'm still on academic listservs and COLLEGES 😤 the amt of time it takes to apply to adjunct work is not it. just clicked on one that asked for prob 8-10 hours to apply for teaching a class that pays 3-4K for 1 semester. i'd predict 200 applicants too. 🥲everything is broken

We're hosting an LA #AuthorEvent with @LauraTNamey on Friday, September 6th at 7pm. She will chat with Joan F. Smith Joan F. Smith about With Love, Echo Park. 🩷 It features two Cuban teens who clash about the neighborhood. 🌴 🎟️Tickets: therippedbodicela.com/events-and-tic… #TheRippedBodiceLA

We're hosting an LA #AuthorEvent with @LauraTNamey on Friday, September 6th at 7pm. She will chat with Joan F. Smith Joan F. Smith about With Love, Echo Park. 🩷 It features two Cuban teens who clash about the neighborhood. 🌴 🎟️Tickets: therippedbodicela.com/events-and-tic… #TheRippedBodiceLA

For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024

did not have cats being an important talking point on my 2024 bingo card