.Jonathan Swan: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.” @realdonaldtrump: “You can’t do that.” Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”

Same author. 🤔

'Show me your favourite book covers' please it's not even 10am and this is basically a sext and I am at WORK, how dare you

Crustaceans have evolved into the shape of a crab at least 5 independent times. I do not like this.

Very very disappointed in Jamiroquai

Everyone: Ugh thank God 2020 is over, 2021 will be so much better 2021:

this eternal circle

so we beat on, big ass boat against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the Suez Canal.

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Cargo ships on fire, stuck on the shoulders of the Suez."

Dear all men, if you’ve been across the news of the last six weeks and still think Scott Morrison is a strong leader doing a super job while supporting an accused rapist and known abusers of women in his government, be a dear and slam your penis in a car door. #slamadickforscott

when more vaccination appointments are added

Nothing like roaming the streets of Newtown to remind you that not only are you unfashionable, you’re not unfashionable enough to be trendy.

Am quite sure no staff from David Jones Bondi Junction will catch Covid because Covid would have to find them first and let me tell you, I’ve tried and failed.

One of the finest videos I've ever had the pleasure to upload to the internet. Sean Lock and his greatest achievement.

I’m honoured and grateful to have been invited by @AusPublish to take part in this panel discussion. Sharing the stage with these fantastic people was daunting but ultimately an absolute pleasure!

The #ABIA2022 International Book of the Year goes to 'The Storyteller' by Dave Grohl, published by SimonSchusterANZ!