Jeremy Couzens (@jezchef) 's Twitter Profile
Jeremy Couzens

@jezchef

My controversial views, opinions and actions, are based on how you negatively or positively treat and entertain me.

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calendar_today16-01-2012 21:20:14

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Utterly disgusting behaviour. Somebody thinks more of their coffee than their dog. It’s raining and he’s been there for a while. #wyndleyleisurecentre Costa Coffee Sutton Ranger

Utterly disgusting behaviour. Somebody thinks more of their coffee than their dog. It’s raining and he’s been there for a while. #wyndleyleisurecentre <a href="/CostaCoffee/">Costa Coffee</a> <a href="/SuttonParkNNR/">Sutton Ranger</a>
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You operate a shocking service Arriva Buses from #Aylesbury. The 280 bus to #Oxford went out 10 minutes late. The driver even checked to see if all the wheels were there before we left.

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Santa has been racist all along!! 😢😤 He wouldn’t employ black elves! WHSmith have proven this with the sale of an alternative elf. 😊 #racistsanta He’d just probably blame the Greenland government. #ElvesHaveRights.

Santa has been racist all along!! 😢😤 He wouldn’t employ black elves! <a href="/WHSmith/">WHSmith</a> have proven this with the sale of an alternative elf. 😊 #racistsanta He’d just probably blame the Greenland government. #ElvesHaveRights.
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Do you believe in Christ? No, well you shouldn’t celebrate Christmas then. I’m not being a Scrooge, I’m just looking at the facts.

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The chief inspector on #Poirot just cracked me up!! 🤣 Dabs white powder and instantly says “that’s heroin that is” 🤣🤣

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Omg Evri Parcel Support Parcel shop printer breakdowns and slow deliveries after New Year makes me wanna start using #Yodel again god forgive. 🤦‍♂️🤣

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For anybody ordering fine grit paper for lapidary work. The #sandpapershop in Oxford are on a postage swizz!😒Call them out on it like I just did 🧐😎 #DoNotTakeThePiss if I’m willing to spend money.

For anybody ordering fine grit paper for lapidary work. The #sandpapershop in Oxford are on a postage swizz!😒Call them out on it like I just did 🧐😎 #DoNotTakeThePiss if I’m willing to spend money.
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Birmingham is a fantastic city to arrive in by train, especially on a sunny September morning. 🌅 #beatseustonhandsdown #greatskylineview

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HMRC wanting to know everybody’s income, even for dog walking…go bollocks!!! look at our borders, we are being mugged and you want a cut of somebody’s honest living when millions of immigrants come into this country scott free..piss off HMRC

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Pull your finger out Vinted U.K. It’s Halloween weekend and you’re holding everybody’s money!!! Do you realise what type of effect that has. You’ll become famous for all the wrong reasons. #VintedSucks #vinted

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What the fudge #Instagram Limited to 5 hashtags only!! Do you realise business is done through “hashtags” this is how people find your content #fivehastagrule is #FUBAR

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#vinted is pants recently! Taking ages to review the most basic item, but Barbie with the big knockers wearing something skimpy, has her items reviewed and listed within seconds! Obviously loads of blokes who review our item beforehand #VintedReviewPerverts