block you? my life's amazing you've got to see this

This video permanently altered my perception of Footloose and now I can't hear the original song without expecting to hear this

Another note that might be of interest to a few of you: we're pleased to announce that the original, full-sized 🐲SCALEMATES🐲 will finally be coming back, and should be available for purchase very soon!

who up being Mexican and whimsy

my aunt is one of the most insufferable people on the planet she can’t ever shut the fuck up

waking up ➡️ dressed

hate apps so bad

gamer moment

From Johnny Knoxville: Well a wang dang and doodle, I’m happier than a proctologist with a new flashlight to announce that Jackass: Best and Last will hit the theaters June 26th!! #jackassmovie #jackassbestandlast #wahoo

missing a friendship i don’t want back

my family is incapable of answering questions

making all my exes in tomodachi life to see what happens

i love my friends

i think people care too much about all the wrong things

Friendship break-up will have you stopping in your tracks mid work to think about all the times they were a fucking hypocrite this shit it not for the weak

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍 This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: go.nasa.gov/4ak4Cdu

I’M LOSING ITTJEJWJDJ

oldest man in the world

i have looked the exact same my entire life