who taught elon sefer shoftim

Thank you God for another day 🙏 Let’s get this 12 hour screen time

The wild thing about being short is I don’t feel small but when I see other short people I ask for their height cuz I’m curious and they’re almost *always* taller than me. WDYM you’re 5ft2 and you’re that tiny? Is this how I look to others?!

It’s giving 🎶Pharoah in pajamas in the middle of the night 🎶

It’s giving 🎶Pharoah in pajamas in the middle of the night 🎶

Update: the man turned out to be a player and was dating 3 other women at the same time!

Struggling to get your kids to smile for pictures? Just keep repeating in a yeshivish accent “cocky doody pishy” Works like a charm.

My 65 year old stepdad is doing Bike4Chai today. So proud of him 🥲

“I’m engaged!” “It’s a boy!” “We bought a house!” Me: “I finally put away my laundry!”

It’s with great joy and gratitude to Hashem I’m happy to announce that nothing’s changed ❤️ Baruch Hashem for Smachot!

Excuse me, latkes in parentheses?

My sister just got a dog and named her Rosè Kishka. If your dog has a funny Jewish name share it in the comments ⬇️

Not to flex but I forgot to say Tefilas Haderech and I got to my destination unharmed.

Happy Birthday to my longest crush J O E J O N A S and also my uncle Seth who’s a nice guy.

Thank G-d we have a whole year before we need to see grown frum men in skin tight spandex shorts and knee socks again.

Petition for Bike4chai to switch to tznius clothes

I don’t know how my grandma is still alive

This mustard used to be yellow back in 2016…

Spotted Kassy Akiva driving around my neighborhood! 😂