Four things I can count on: life, death, taxes, and if some bullshit scamming sales coach ends up on my IG feed it’s going to say “Followed By Uncle Pas”

Me buying up $RDDT and $NOW shares over the past month:

Yung Lean every 3-5 years:

This is the type of discourse the world needs more of fr

I need to know the dirt this man has on the Kardashian Klan.

Hurts my soul to see my guys in that Blue.

Fuckkkkkkkk. Get me home!

Dududuabfsg hxhzhahahag 😭😭😭

The “Baby Shaq” nickname has been a curse for 20 years.

Obviously Twitter is a hellscape. But if you sift through the racists, Ukrainian battlefield videos, crypto idiots and SEC college burner accounts, you can find some pretty incredible investment ideas.

God damn! That’s an Eastern Blvd ass accent. 😭😭

Lamar dressed like an extra in Snowfall.

Bill Simmons listeners waiting for tonight's BS Pod to drop

Gotta finish writing his memoir first.

Please god!

You look great Nick Mullen

Sleep paralysis demon fit.

Please be right.