Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue on without you.

😂

30th of January and I still haven’t received the money I get paid to forget my dreams😔

In 2011, Colliery Hospital had a whole section with Anti Venom. Not sure about today.

The easiest way to know a person that didn’t go to boarding school is by how long they can sleep in and how fast they can eat.

Too real😭😭 worst pain I ever felt in me life.

If you buy from the owner.

No woman has yet discovered how to resist the charm of the guy who lusts heavily for her.

i’m jealous of the lovin dat u show ur boyfriend, i want the same thing

A lot of you did not have grandparents growing up.

Which is still not bad.

LFGgggggg

Just stay and be talking nonsense.

i have so much potential to become worse

the secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

😭😭😭

You think mechanics are poor?

Any love I have given you is yours to keep. I will never ask for it back, never regret it, never treat it as wasted. Love was never a trade. It was a gift I offered because, in those moments, you mattered.

Sir Duncan no sabi like that😩

First positive I’ve seen so far…