The chorus to Sia's Unstoppable is "Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel, I made you out of clay " at 1/2 speed. She didn't even change the tail rhymes! Same phonemes!

In memoriam of Trevor Moore on the fifth anniversary of his death, the nonpareil Kitty History:

Now more than ever, it's time for guillotines. Rest in peace, man

This is basically true for most subjects (math)

Is this what your brain on standardized testing looks like??

I hope you have an outstanding birthday. That, years from now, from hospice bed, you can say definitively that not a single subsequent day bested this one. And also that, if I am to have each and every one of my druthers, you will have spent this year's day in autonoetic misery.

Goddd this is so on the nose i feel like means testing is never worth the effort?

he revived an entire core memory I forgot I had and made it even better 20 years later 😭

NEED

Yes

andrew cuomo is properly a david lynch villain

Artists and audiences who could never get laid filling NYC's cultural vacuum is an outrageous tragedy, personally, because I'm incapable of making art for untalented bitter virgins.

The costume, the leg tap, the choice in music, I would dive into traffic for this child

idk if I'm just paraphrasing (I do agree w/ this) or if there's a difference in content: it seems to me the people in charge of the Dems just aren't actually playing the game they claim in public to be playing, and I suspect they're winning the actual game they're playing

Me and who

IM OBSESSED I’ve watched this on a loop 5 times

Let’s be clear: Andrew Cuomo didn’t “pass” Pre-K for All, he tried to kill it.