"We will adopt your Dalmatians"

.Jon Stewart on the #PACTAct tonight: “I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a situation where people who have already given so much had to fight so hard to get so little.”

Hey guys. Even if today was the worst day of your life, at least you aren’t Alex Jones.

Episode 315! A great player & a guy who gets so drunk that he can't remember punching a cab driver, getting shot outside a strip club, or teaming with his mother to shoot at his sister's boyfriend. But it's still hard not to like the guy! It’s Aqib Talib! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cri…

Today we’re releasing some new packs. We're donating 100% of profits from all orders to forced-birth Republican hellholes to @abortionfunds. We’re also donating an extra $100k right now. YourStateSucks.com

How fucking dare you be so right, sir?

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GOD WHY DO YOU TAKE LESLIE JORDAN BUT LET TED CRUZ GO TO YANKEE GAMES?

Leave Twitter just because the advertising money is drying up and the site might be dead soon? Babe, I'm Lake Mead

Noticed a bit of an issue with the new Kansas Jayhawks shirt I got from Rally House ....

Do you want ANETRA to snatch the crown? ✨ Show your support by using #TeamAnetra across social media! 💄 #DragRace

When I say YEE, you say HAW! 🌈👢 Kennedy Davenport, Jan Sport 💜, Manila Luzon, & OLIVIA “BACKSTABBER” LUX are at the #CMTAwards! Don't miss it tonight at 8/7c on CBS & Paramount+ 🎶

Why is Geno in there? Put Drewlock back in!

You tried the coffee....this has to burn less, right? 8 Diagram Bowl Lighter Travis Clark

Um Travis Clark this popped up as I was listening to the new YDELTB

Never buying from Wayfair.com again. This is a child's bed!

I want you to watch how CALM AND CONFIDENT Bo Nix’s feet are in connection with how INTENTIONAL he is with his eyes on the first throw. HE IS SEEING IT SO CLEARLY. His experience playing in multiple offenses throughout college is showing up in spades. Bo knows football 🎥 NFL

You a bitch