"Pardonnez-moi...i-it seems so...ah..." What an innocent smol. He was now more nervous than he expected he'd be.

* other { Whoops, forgot a word.

"Oui. It is. You really like it?" He smiled up at the other.

#SeductiveSunday "Ah...bonjour...."

{ Posted that on the wrong account. Whoops. SHHHHH. You saw nothing!

{ Tfw your replies are short but you want them to be longer.

{ Ahem...Imma shamelessly share this because I love the story behind it. Well, behind the porn. → nhentai.net/g/169741/

{ XD Behind. A.k.a butts.

"Bon dieu, it's my birthday and I almost forgot!"

"I'm only 26!" Frowns. x.com/BlondHeadsman/…

"That doesn't make me an old man!" x.com/BlondHeadsman/…

{ Calmly and repeatedly throws phone against a wall.

Immediately becomes depressed at the thought of being thirty. x.com/BlondHeadsman/…

Thankfully he can drown his sorrows in wine. x.com/BlondHeadsman/…

Grabs a whine bottle-

He'll still do it. x.com/BlondHeadsman/…

That's not how aging works. x.com/BlondHeadsman/…