I would take a flying knee from Jon Jones if that meant they put Live PD back on air

Yeah, nope. Not at #BurnerUniversity. Thanks 👍🏼

You dont have to say I know ball, im aware.

Games were cancelled after 9/11. First game back. Tie game in a sold out stadium. Everyone is looking for something to rally behind. That's when Mike Piazza stepped up to the plate....

Think I just heard the neighbors wife beat the shit out of one of the kids but there's no way I'm taking my eyes off this game. Ball up top kid. -Tones

Saw gladiator 2 shits pretty heat. Send me back in time with an M249 and two mags and I'm emperor of Rome in an hour.

Bout to crank beaver wish me luck. I will not be explaining what this means. #LANK

Hit on female coworker last night. Didn't go well. HR on Monday I am expecting to be inside of you.

Been getting way 2 hung cheddar bomb. Time to start my cycle.

Italians need to stick to baseball and domestic violence. Tommy DeVito you fraud.

HR has not called me in yet, does this mean she wanted me or what

Dude looks like he’s not gonna play Hatteberg at 1st

In my ideal world, there would be a trigger warning whenever an Italian is put on screen

Donald Trump saved us from four years of this being shoved in our faces. We owe him so much

3.141592653 (5?). I didn't have to look that up either. Know your place. #boss

Happy Thanksgiving to all, including to the Radical Left Lunatics who have worked so hard to destroy our Country, but who have miserably failed, and will always fail, because their ideas and policies are so hopelessly bad that the great people of our Nation just gave a landslide

Away from home and a friend invited me to his thanksgiving. What the fuck is this.

Did Lainey Wilson ever really have a volumetric rear end or was it just that one picture

At friends liberal thanksgiving tonight he has a cousin who is majoring in "theater" (gay) and her thesis was an Irish accent. Wish I was kidding.

Cool jacket but I don't think they sell strap ons in there big fella