Let the unwanted children stay away from me.

I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me….Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me; but, of course, you can’t apply that to helpless preborn children.

How many times do I need to say this?: Unborn babies are NOT human!

My disciples, do you see the size of these crowds? If you want to gather lots of followers you must stay away from addressing controversial topics like Abortion.

My disciples, here's how to grow the Church: Do whatever culture tells you to do. Don't be awkward. Always be ready to compromise. Hang out with celebrities. Tell jokes. Keep your morality ambiguous. DO NOT talk about Sin. Say nothing but say it well. Always look gay.

All religions are EQUAL.

Let's compromise.

If you want to be blessed, then give me more money.

EVERYONE goes to heaven.

Don't be negative!

Always be positive!

I died for me.

You need more fog machines.

Abortion was Mary's right to choose.

I like rich people more than poor people.

If you don't love me, I will force you to love me. It's called Irresistible Grace.

Sola Scriptura!

Who am I to judge?

If you don't like my Church, then go and start your own.