Feelin’ good livin’ better.

boss: do your job me: damn fr

How did Kim K survive her sex tape scandal,I see a video of me drunk and consider ending my life

Honestly drunk me is just like regular me except 3x as funny, 5x as twerky, and 9x as horny

I gotta talk to a real nigga at some point of the day

i legit only drink water or alcohol. im either hydrated or drunk

We dump a garbage truck full of plastic into the ocean every MINUTE and it's expected to double by 2030. By 2050 there will be more plastic than fish in our oceans. Please reduce your use of plastic. 🐟♻️🌎💚 The Earth will thank you. Here are a few every day tips:

the accuracy.. x.com/pittsburgnoh/s…

Where can I find a girl like this please

wow wine drunk.. i love that shit

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i swear y’all spend money on the most childish things ever ... where can i get one tho x.com/papertiki/stat…

poor lil guy, he didn't deserve this 🧡 x.com/lxgt017/status…

[at job interview] Interviewer: You’re an amazing candidate & I think you’d be a great addition to our company but I found your Twitter. Me: I be fooling! Interviewer: Bitch! You really do! And I was so dead! Welcome to the company 😩