a job will have you 18 with a 41 year old best friend like “damn where james at today?”

jessica

Aproveito a época natalícia para vos relembrar de meter namorados estrategicamente no canto das fotografias de família caso tenham de os cortar no futuro

vontade de ir um mês p tailândia

open.spotify.com/track/26b3oVLr…

menos

lol já mudaram o twitter pensei q era mentira

My entire life is depending on that 2nd puberty at 25 everyone talks about

this was the most serious summer of my life like

estou abesbílica

double it and give it to the next person

We’re always right towards the end.

Pessoas com a mania que são chiques sao mm a pior raça. A minha mãe tem que secar a roupa na casa de banho com um desumidificador (e quando não tem que levar a lavandaria para secar) porque o vizinho diz que “fica feio estender a roupa na varanda”. Que picuinhas.

i want to spend money but not my money

I hate the fact that I require so much reassurance, like things could be going perfectly fine but there's always a part of me that believes that it's all a lie.

you ever meet a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up

Having your childhood documented. Pics, videos, letters, crappy childhood art all of it.

"it can never be me" can be you in few minutes.