Fingers crossed 🤞 those clowns in DOWNER ST have some good news for us tday

Don’t wanna see any under 18s in pubs or clubs btw you can wait your fucking turn

getting in the best shape of my life for summer by force

Beefa bod pending

The second hand embarrassment today seeing normal working class people side with the Royal Family because they think they’re the epitome of British culture is beyond funny. You think a woman that sits by a gold piano in a palace once a year talking of hard times represents you?

It’s actually offensive how little I listen during online lectures

A man that can pull off a tash is a man for me

I have a disease called it’s nice out so I’m drinking

I need more ‘I’m coming to pick you up’ people in my life

Become addicted to self-improvement.

It’s almost “my bf won’t let me wear” season... not me though, y’all stay safe out there

Selling x2 3 day camping tickets for Beatherder at face value, dm if interested

Bloody love it when I see someone new has added me to their close friends, go on then welcome to the dark side yourself

the tension between dressing like a boy or a sexy lady has me in shackles

Will always baffle my head that some relationships need permission from the other half to do something they want to do like go on holiday or go out or even see friends, no offence but I’d rather die

Who gives bus drivers the right to be cocky please

Possibly the most baffling people: the ones who are still wearing masks now that we don't legally have to, but still wearing them underneath their noses.

See if u don’t test yourself then u can’t have covid x