One, two, three, four ..... can you just stand still I'm trying to count your spots?

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Brilliant from @talkRADIO... As has been said many times: the BBC is a ‘basket case’ #DefundTheBBC

I hear the BBC has apologised for a joke made in 2014 I would like to apologise for the BBC in 2020 The executives are a craven clique of humorless jobsworths, none of whom are worth their salaries

WTF!!!

Can somebody show me the heavysnow? bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

Glad kelly stanford sharing news readers across its radio outlets. This is good sense and saves money. Bet it won't last though #DefundTheBBC Mike Graham 🇬🇧

What orders are the police being given to even contemplate such a violent assault against this woman. Stand with Bristol. Stand with the protesters. Stand up for democracy. x.com/JamieHibbs_/st…

Most days I just can't be arsed.

Look, I'm under a lot of pressure. Ok?!

@Frannymccarty Dogs don't live we exist x

I love Chris Packham but my owner prefers a bit of Michaela. I also like smelling cat shite #Winterwatch

Ya man ROB COWEN on Countryfile. Edgeland warrior.

They've just made me walk five bloody miles. Ain't moving again ever.

Oh the ignominy of it all. Just because I rolled around in a tiny fox turd!!

So I like sleeping in a bed of rubbish. Where's the harm? #justsaying

Jess the Dog says. 'A dog is not just for Christmas but a sprout should be'. #wheresthebacon