Oh my god. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Additional Vitamix boxes arrived. One is out. The decoy initially attracted attention, but only temporarily…we’ll see what they make of the other two.

And yes, they are 100% queuing politely for the One True Box in that second photo.

The sentient soccer ball is very cute and charming. An intellectual giant, however, he is not. Here, have 29 seconds of him trying to kill his own tail on Decoy Box 1. His brother Lando was manning the One True Box at the time.

Every evening around 4:45, these three gather to eagerly await Other Mom (AKA Middle-Aged Lesbian 1)‘s return from work. Appliancegate has not stopped this. instagram.com/kreweofjess/p/…

"It’s grown into something that is fun, silly, whimsical, and ridiculous at a time when that’s something that everybody needs." I spoke to Jessica Gerson-Neeves about why she thinks her posts about her and her wife's cats holding a #vitamix hostage are going viral vancouver.citynews.ca/2022/01/10/vit…

Pretty much why everyone's losing their shit over our cats and our (trapped) blender.

This is what my wife and I are losing our shit about today, thanks to the graphic design skills of @LizPeppin . Thanks for the giggle, Liz!

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CYvWahYL6mh/…

Just posted a photo instagram.com/kreweofjess/p/…

There's a phenomenon I actually see extremely commonly when literature is used to teach history to middle school and high school students. Let's call it "pajamafication."

The most majestic side-eye photo in the history of side-eyes and photos. I love the sentient potato even if he’s always low-key plotting my death.

A badge of honor to be labeled a troll and a loser by someone truly hateful. 🎉