Y'all wanna see me kickflip over the Marijuana's graves y/n?

Richardson Games is about to leave you and your friends looking like flattened capri sun packets but you're mad at me?

Y'all should shell Gunther O Brien. Let that penguin come up here.

Fuck

Can't think of a single meaningful relationship I gained playing blaseball.

the shelled one's pods kinda cool though 😳👉👈 #blaseball BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @jesstelephone

24 hours remain.

So, uh. Not to be rude, I guess. But when do we fight the fans too?

Oh my god you killed your savior and brought him back, holy shit

did Jessica telephone effectively utilize girl power when she (fill in something evil and morale-destroying she is going to do at the finals tonight)

Sorry Sebastian, this game isn't big enough for the two of us.

WAIT, FUCK

I don't know what's going to happen to me or my new honey roasted friends But today we find out the next little dance the fans have choreographed for us

I know I'm just a remnant in Jessica's heart now but this looks good