i hate to do it but i can’t watch until tomorrow and i simply can’t leave this to chance 😔 sorry lesbians i’ll catch up with you soon

everyone was right, i was blown away by aubrey plaza - stunning, glowing, a gay queen. i would watch a sequel that is just her holding drinks and making eye contact with people

it’s advent calendar time 😈

i honestly love seeing everybody’s same pictures of the sunset i think it’s so cute

@NahPriorist it's tree real estate The idea of "being out of work" is always framed as "no one will pay you to do something so you can live", when it should really be "there are no pressing matters to attend to, so you can rest."

wake up early to try to finish some of the work I didn't get done during the coup / check cnn for a quick update / an hour later once again have multiple tabs open with different broadcasts googling the process for a president to launch nuclear missiles

straight girl sees Zendaya GQ pictures

i actually cannot beliiiieeeeeve how many landlords act like they're doing you a favour by letting you live in their house instead of this being their JOB

Quarantine has me living like a sim. It takes me six hours to cook spaghetti. If something is blocking my path i just cry

sorry so is basically everything still essential but now if the cops decide you’re lying they can give out fines? love to leave enforcement of unclear guidelines up to the discretion of individual cops they’re very good at that

i fucked up and forgot to book my therapy appointments and now my therapist is booked up until like july.. going to see how much havoc i can wreak on my own life in the intervening time

i miss the hairpin so much

When I code with someone watching..

i can’t stop thinking about Feel Good

my mom found the card that has my birth time on it and it turns out i’m an aquarius rising not a pisces rising, im spiraling

😮😮😮

probably the most unnecessary sass i deal with regularly is when i do “git rebase —abort” and git says “no rebase in progress?” like is that question mark necessary