Jess Roycroft ๐ŸŒˆ (@jessroycroft) 's Twitter Profile
Jess Roycroft ๐ŸŒˆ

@jessroycroft

software developer @venasolutions. likes toronto, my cat, and liking things. she/her

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calendar_today06-04-2009 13:27:19

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i hate to do it but i canโ€™t watch until tomorrow and i simply canโ€™t leave this to chance ๐Ÿ˜” sorry lesbians iโ€™ll catch up with you soon

i hate to do it but i canโ€™t watch until tomorrow and i simply canโ€™t leave this to chance ๐Ÿ˜” sorry lesbians iโ€™ll catch up with you soon
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everyone was right, i was blown away by aubrey plaza - stunning, glowing, a gay queen. i would watch a sequel that is just her holding drinks and making eye contact with people

Christian Christiansen #BLMโœŠ๐ŸฟโœŠ๐ŸฝโœŠ๐Ÿป (@lemuraben) 's Twitter Profile Photo

@NahPriorist it's tree real estate The idea of "being out of work" is always framed as "no one will pay you to do something so you can live", when it should really be "there are no pressing matters to attend to, so you can rest."

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wake up early to try to finish some of the work I didn't get done during the coup / check cnn for a quick update / an hour later once again have multiple tabs open with different broadcasts googling the process for a president to launch nuclear missiles

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i actually cannot beliiiieeeeeve how many landlords act like they're doing you a favour by letting you live in their house instead of this being their JOB

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sorry so is basically everything still essential but now if the cops decide youโ€™re lying they can give out fines? love to leave enforcement of unclear guidelines up to the discretion of individual cops theyโ€™re very good at that

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i fucked up and forgot to book my therapy appointments and now my therapist is booked up until like july.. going to see how much havoc i can wreak on my own life in the intervening time

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my mom found the card that has my birth time on it and it turns out iโ€™m an aquarius rising not a pisces rising, im spiraling

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probably the most unnecessary sass i deal with regularly is when i do โ€œgit rebase โ€”abortโ€ and git says โ€œno rebase in progress?โ€ like is that question mark necessary