I'm voting as hard as I can but my government is still a dictatorship of the bourgeoisie???? Someone help

If I speak on what needs to happen, the FBI will be at my house

Toad sipped his tea. 'Frog,' he asked, 'are you making this up?' 'Maybe yes and maybe no,' said Frog.

if I had a nickel for every boy that went loco in there i’d be eating nickel soup

The JW ANDERSON AW22 Pigeon clutch bag 🐦

'Tomorrow!' cried Toad. 'I will do it all tomorrow!'

People make twitter so exhausting. Everything isn’t a think piece. Sometimes mfs just being random

I have never eaten a pussy that tastes even half as good as Dr Pepper

i myself was a victim of the tommy lee facebook dick pic of ‘22

Dimitri not being russian is my villain origin story #VampireAcademy

damn really thought the old lady had bitten the dust but no these are 2 separate trends

listen I didn’t expect that the vampire academies series would be great it’s fine whatever but MAKING DIMITRI BELIKOV BRITISH??? SHORT HAIR??? 13 year old me rolling over in her grave

gorgeous gorgeous girls have to drink a liter of orange juice a day to keep their iron supplement tummy ache away ✨

i do be regrettin shit

Tim Robinson ate (the whole thing)

Guys anybody in the Quincy Center area please be careful there is a guy that’s trying to pick up girls in a grey bmw and he’s been circling the area for a good 20 minutes now

cheese, ghouls, ghouls, cheese

october is for third eye blind’s self titled and rewatching buffy the vampire slayer

I’m literally so distraught fuck this so hard I love this man so much