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rat king 🐀 One of my favorite posts on the internet: reddit.com/r/nba/s/G293qy…

Monday mood

One extremely funny thing about the big boy parade was Trump ending the mass swearing in/recruitment ceremony by saying “have a nice life.”

do they still do the doomsday clock or did those people go home to be with their families

Idc if Iran has a nuclear weapon. Not interested in comparing myself to others. I could have one too if I applied myself

Sopranos-ass shit right here “Ayyy just saying god forbid something should happen to you”

Israeli propaganda is a cross between Goebbels and the Steak-umm account

News got me feeling like I need a situation room at home

Potential for something really funny to have just happened

Currently my favorite cacti growing at our house

Please don't trust the AI chatbot. Do not listen to the hallucination machine.

One of the salesmen I’ve worked with for a decade started out here as a Sandy Hook truther. Voted for Trump in ‘16 and ‘20. So I talked with him over the years, dozens and dozens of hours about politics, world affairs, philosophy, empathy, and I consistently asked him why he felt

Harris obviously would've been against this war. Too bad she's dead now and can't say anything

Officially an uncle again so I guess that means I now have to send two switchblades at Christmas so nobody gets jealous.

Maybe ICE agents wear masks due to the unattainable beauty standards we hold cops to

stronger denunciation of TikTok than of the looming war with Iran

The language of manufacturing consent: 🇮🇱: Preemptive strikes 🇮🇷: Escalation 🇮🇱: Warns 🇮🇷: Threatens 🇮🇱: Targets 🇮🇷: Attacks 🇮🇱: Government 🇮🇷: Regime 🇮🇱: Right to self-defense 🇮🇷: Condemnations 🇮🇱: Sophisticated military (has nukes) 🇮🇷: Nuclear threat (has no nukes)

Gork is this trues