Why is it we have to deal with the one dickhead security guard at Brixton

How’s everyone’s day going today? So far I’ve fallen up stairs, I’ve poked myself in the eye and almost spilled tea down myself. Today is looking great 🤣

i operate on an expert level of being depressed and acting like im not

My work day started properly half an hour ago and I’m already confused #fml

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

The strikes are doing my fucking head in, I don’t want to be heading up north tonight 😞

🥺 brain is loud

girls be like “i know my worth” then cry over a skinny dude wit drug issues 😭

omfg this season of the UK is wild🇬🇧

Why am I sat on the phone for over an hour to pay a bill… I assume you don’t want my money 🤣

Clerks 3 ended got me good 😭

Would very much like to go home, go to bed and try again tomorrow 🤣😭

Getting called a “fucking bitch” by a cold caller has definitely been something ticked off my bucket list

What a fucking rigged fight KSI fucking won that #fucktommyfury

Today can get fucked ☺️

The time of year when the eldest turns into an elf

*extremely prolonged sigh*

Imagine sitting next to someone on a packed bus and fidgeting and dancing the entire time.