Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that’s all we need we can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong and sell tapes from here to hong kong x.com/saint_kia/stat…

2Pac was a genius....

still sad

u can tell a lot about a man by the jibbits on his crocs

If your Mom never forced you to wear a crappy flag shirt from Old Navy on the 4th of July, are you really even American? 🇺🇸

also, if someone offers u a mozzarella stick and u turn it down, ur a narc

There's a name for the girls who would rather watch the Home Run Derby instead of The Bachelorette. Keepers. Merica.

What do you mean I'm too old to go trick or treating this year?

so annoyin when people r like "ur always laughing" "u laugh at everything" "its not that funny" like OK sorry im a happy person why u bitter

It is what it is

“If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis” - coach white during sprints

music is incredible. the act of throwing reality out the window and getting fucking lost. the world is fucked, but for those 3-4 minutes everything is okay.