Bill Maher is a hard right wing politician and you are absolutely confused because he says “I am a liberal,” babes, he is *LYING*

“[W]ho they report to is often the next challenge. Product? Engineering? Design? Ops? Janitorial? Seems we’re often tasked with cleaning up cross-functional messes (janitorial, get it? 😉)” So accurate, I’m in physical pain rn

I’m actually pretty sure the nouning of solve came from marketing, Standish.

I do feel this is the first thing that heterosexual women should be told about marriage, instead "ooooh big dress fun party."

I thought I appreciated these images the first time. But on second look, I noticed most of them have extra sets of teeth, and I really think AI has a better grasp of this genre than mere mortals can ever hope for.

this is the funniest quote ever “To be clear — we also have garbage”

God is a Sonics fan.

I was behind a Civic of this era today and as I stopped behind it, I realized it had collectors vehicle plates so if anyone needs me, I’ll be outside taking a nap underground 💀🪦

Ever since he started talking he’s been all about the BIG BIG AIRPLANES

I’d watch it

No they didn’t.

Shay learned the word fart today and I’m actually a little sad we didn’t let him keep calling them burps at least for a little while longer

What could go wrong

Remember when being older made you cool