Parenting tip: instead of wasting 6 figures on your kid's useless degree, buy yourself a damn yacht and tell your kid to figure it out.

Frozen was amazing!

Let's take bacon and mash it up into a patty to have a real bacon burger.. -suggestion by my coworker.

Is it just me or do other people make the facial expressions that are described in a book as you're reading it?

I wish I wouldn't sneeze while driving. No cop is going to believe I swerved because I sneezed. -_-

My parents named their new dog Hashtag..

I hate tomball traffic so much..

When she tries to hold her bottle :P instagram.com/p/mjln7pnBST/

I took four naps today :)

This is me when watching any sport! Hahaha instagram.com/p/nbCd-iHBXW/

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