Why are all estate agents RUDE? I don’t get it. Like I’m yet to come across a one that isn’t a pure dickhead.

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Boris Johnson and the Downing Street parties, Prince Andrew, Novak Djokovic. These aren't separate stories. It's all one story: a privileged class who think they can get away with anything, suddenly finding out that they can't.

Did he really just say “it’s literally caught from the sea” #theapprentice

Oh ma gaaaaaad

I really needed this today

Still as good as ever

Just gonna pretend this last series of Peaky Blinders never happened and remember it for the other 5 prior x

The producers of #TheSplit really do know how to tug on the heart strings playing London Grammar to finish the series

Losing my bank card a day before I go away really is the most Jess Greenwell thing to happen to Jess Greenwell

She said yes! I think…

Wow I really love Twitter

Such a lovely/hilarious bit of tv 🥺

backtoschool.sedulo.co.uk

Needed this

My boyfriend doesn’t realise that I can see what he’s listening to in the car whilst he’s alone..

For some reason, I get a notification for every single human beings birthday that I used to have on msn on my phones calendar and I can’t for the life of me work out how to stop this happening????? This has went on for 15 years now. (Happy bday for tomorrow Simo whoever u are)

LCD Soundsystem - All My Friends (Glastonbury 2024) #LCDSoundsystem