I just found my air pods covered in teeth marks on the floor and the case under the sofa. Thank you cats.

Shouting decorum at the cat for meowing during #Bridgerton

How many times is it acceptable to re watch #PeakyBlinders ?

Okay so, I may be too old but tiktok allowed me to make an account. If anyone wants daily cute cat content this will likely be all I post....I needed an outlet okay: vm.tiktok.com/ZMLCH2WHG/

If anyone needs me today I'll be in the office 'calm' room slowly rocky back and forth, pretending candidates don't have 139753 questions (that I can't answer).

5 fillings over 5 days - challenge completed #Icantfeelmytongue

✨HIRE THIS EM NOW ✨ Hector is the most compassionate Engineering Manager I have had the pleasure of working with. I loved every minute of our partnership. We hired truly amazing folks together and I hope we get to work together again someday. I will miss you friend 💙

Today I received the ‘work account’ email. I am grateful of course, but today is no means a happy day or cause for celebration. My heart goes out to my wonderful fellow tweeps and ex-tweeps. It was a true honour 🫡💙#LoveWhoYouWorkedWith

you’ll see a lot of tech companies that have frozen hiring making exceptions for twitter talent because it’s 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕.

Hello ex-Tweep friends 👋🏼🫡 - I have compiled a list of fantastic companies looking for great people (AKA, you). Please DM me for the link to the doc, and retweet for other Tweeps to see💙

Really not sure what to expect tomorrow.

nah Starbucks UK you should be ashamed of yourselves. In this big cost of living crisis we’re in you’re just throwing away food with complete disregard, literally right outside your own stores too. there’s local food banks and apps like @TooGoodToGo_UK to help prevent food waste

Feels like a trap?!

Panic saying goodbye to people on slack in case my access got cut was TOUGH. So many legends.

This is the epitome of Twitter 1.0 and no amount of money or hubris will ever be able to destroy it. The story behind the #LoveWhereYouWork hashtag. 💙 Tweeps, our bond is unbreakable. 💙 #LoveWhereYouWorked #OneTeam

Women raped in broad daylight but Stephen Fry feels sorry for straight men that we aren’t cruising around looking for sex as much as they are. Maybe that’s because women are in constant danger of being assaulted, anywhere and everywhere, at every time of day-regardless their age.

We need a specific takeaway service for when you're ill. I'm thinking homemade soup, comfort and nutritional food. Perhaps they could chuck in some kleenix and lemsip as cute lil extra's. Could someone look into this pls and tnx 🙏

Elon Musk has said he's about context on tweets, so here's context for these shirts: They came from Twitter's Black employee resource group and were popularized by jack, who wore a version around to conferences to support the group (and was sometimes ridiculed for it).

This really got me 😂 Think I’m losing it.

🙌 THE 4 DAY WORK WEEK HAS HIT IRELAND WITH ASTONISHING RESULTS. 🙌 The Irish Findings are as follows: • 100% of the companies involved are continuing with the 4-Day work week ➡ • 85% of companies which reported data on revenue reported growth in revenue 📈 (1/X)