I feel like it’s easier to date if you like Harry Potter.

Melissa wore that dress to a wedding?? This is worse than the sprinkle cookies for me.

Okay I just put some preserves in smoothie. GAME CHANGER.

I genuinely feel like when I flirt with women, it’s the way gay men flirt with women.

So axe throwing is the new guy with a fish?

Being in love honestly sounds so cute

Sonja Morgan and Luann de Lesseps

All hail the queen

Oxnardddd go to this show!

I saw the long movie. I really liked the long movie. I thought the lady did the best. But this is probably my fav IMDb fact I’ve ever read. #killersoftheflowermoon #movietrivia #imdbfact #LilyGladstone

I tried to go out and party this week and instead 3 men explained the plots of movies/tv I’ve seen to me.

It’s crazy that the Academy Museum has Bradley Cooper’s nose from Maestro

Y’all got that this is actually Danny devitos penguin nose yeah?

This isn’t a Blum House, it’s a Blum Home.

Fielder + Safdie = Aster

Daffy for my favorite and most adorable/funny “worst chef” and steward of our sweet cats when we’re out of town. Jessica Singer wears so many hats. instagram.com/p/C4FRMXFu7x2/…

Out here living the dream! (Putting on a full face of makeup and rearranging all my furniture to do a one line self tape)

Hey just a reminder that I host about a thousand podcasts! New episode of You Don’t Even Like This Show up now w/Jessica Singer about the recent SCOTUS ruling that criminalizes not having a place to sleep. Link below or wherever else podcasts are at open.spotify.com/episode/2vz87x…

New Episode Alert: "Won't You Be My Killer," the podcast where I ask my friends how they'd unalive me is on Ep. 20! This week's guest, Jessica Singer, comic and winner of Season 26 of Food Network's Worst Cooks in America! Check it out! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/won…