dandelion 4 u

she’s a 10, but she rewatches the same shows and movies over and over again because she loves familiarity and can’t handle the anxiety that comes with not knowing

You gotta do at least 3 white people activity per year for a healthy & balanced wellbeing

in your 20s you get sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

when life gets so bad u have to focus on pilates and female friendship

I once went on a date with a girl and I asked her what music she listens to and she said ‘whatever Spotify gives me I don’t know artist names’

My boyfriend said when I’m sleep it’s like when you at your grandma house waiting on your favorite cousin to wake up & do shit with 😭

had to organize my vitamins

my first favorite hobby is yapping, second is being extremely quiet and not talking at all.

zohran went to multiple clubs in one night then woke up and went back outside he’s literally just like me

“People who feel good about themselves, often make others feel good about themselves. The same goes for the opposite. Remember that.”

best feeling

Men are so lustful, like damn did you even know i can make banana bread???

Yapper spoiled girlfriend + Calm lover boy.

“i want thoughtfulness that comes naturally, not thoughtfulness i have to request and then feel grateful for receiving.”

Oh, you get a runners’ high? Well I get a walker’s delight. I get to actually enjoy my surroundings.

There are still the NYers who will say to you, "You shop at Whole Foods, you must be a millionaire." Well no. One of the funny things about NYC is that across the product line, the Whole Foods is cheaper than our neighborhood grocery stores, and the WF still does things like have