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hey Heroku, why don't you make a tiny worker for small background jobs?

Nice pic of Amsterdam on the homepage muber.com, but I can't really think of anything you'd want to have from there. @themuber

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Hij is er stil van Eric Corton en @Missmontreal is stiekem een beetje fan. Wat vond jij van Josephine Zwaan? bit.ly/1pFRm65 #dbssw

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Tonight I will be watching #DBSSW. It is a non-commercial show on Dutch television about discovering new singer-songwriters.

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That's enough pebble for today #pumpkinpi

Check out Raptor, a hot new Ruby web server that's up to 4x faster than Unicorn and 2x faster than Puma! thndr.it/1wcJVHI

Just released a slick update to the order flow @lostmynameHQ big up Barney Fox jkz - go make a book: lostmy.name

Literally jumped out of the trajectory of projectile vomit from the sliding doors. # Wednesdays

Earthlings! Win a personalised book reading from SPACE for a child you know. This is real -> lostmy.name/liftoff pic.x.com/ItigBQjzsm

I'm a JavaScript developer in London with a preference for the backend, and I'm now looking for work. Who's hiring? callum [at] macr.ae :)

Me and Joseph Melhuish made a game: Climb Trump Tower! climbtrumptower.com #TrumpTower

I climbed 23 floors up Trump Tower! How far will you get? climbtrumptower.com #TrumpTower