Damn.

Fascinating Charlie Rose interview with Elon Musk, CEO of Tesla and SpaceX: http://www.charlierose.com/view/interview/10550

I'm a fan of both Apple & Google, but Eric Schmidt saying, "This is not a toy or app engine," (re: iPhone vs. Droid) just seems churlish.

App Store reviewer: "This app is worst app ever I will kill you if you don't gimme my money back" — Peewee braniac[sic]1000

"For maximum data existentialization": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJVU-7WinQc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RowwNXKEt4k

Constant R. Kelly narration in my head today.

Charcoal. Mr Monster twitpic.com/9tma73

Cold beer hot shower.

"Can't see our site? Please get the latest version of Flash. You need to upgrade your Flash Player. GET THE FLASH PLAYER." Whoa ok buddy.

What *is* the proper etiquette when yr nose is dripping snot and you don't have a tissue? The options all seem equally offensive. #questions

ZXCVBN The keyboard's unsung hero.

Man I can't chug a quart of chocolate milk like I used to.

Au contraire

"Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?" — G.R.R.M.

What prison but the want for escape?

iTunes logic: "Get Album Artwork" > Nope, sorry, don't have it. "Show in iTunes Store" > Oh, that album?! Right this way, sir.

Checkout at Walgreens with a bottle of scotch and 18 rolls of toilet paper. It's going to be a good night.

Kai Kaphrao Khai Dao

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