me on twitter vs. me on linkedin

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Sorry your tummy hurts honey but we don't have healthcare because our government is bombing Wile E. Coyote paintings

la vida después de exponer

Dudes named Frank will be like “let me be frank” but they already are

Aside from the higher quality of film over digital, what makes old photographs awesome is that it never even occurred to the subjects that thousands or potentially millions of people might be looking at them, so they didn't act accordingly, allowing you to get a good glimpse of

no bro don’t buy airpods. you need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520

Gout Gout was at Ipswich Grammar School to play soccer. He had never trained as a sprinter. He was twelve years old, wearing sand shoes, and somebody told him to line up for a race at the school carnival. The kid next to him was wearing spikes. He had won nationals. Gout left

left her on seen, kept her wondering #GetPumpFaked

Elephants bathing in the Ganges, 1956

Me to the IT guy who told me “have you tried turning it on and off again” when he finds out computer actually has a massive virus after I failed the phishing email test and spent 8 hours on an illegal off shore gambling site

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

"nobody coming to save you also implies no one is coming to stop you"

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.

¿El polo? El polo del Celta, el polo del Celta de Vigo. Yo nací en Coia, soy vigués. Mi PassVigo y mi Carné Celtista son de Vigo. Vivo en la mejor ciudad del mundo. Tengo un Rei das Bateas. Tengo una serie de símbolos que me representan. Uno de ellos es este vídeo #EUcReOnoCELTA

el coyote estampado después de que el hdp del correcaminos le haya pintado un túnel falso en la pared

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yo creo que hay q tener amigos normies un poco te civiliza tener a alguien en la vida que no sepa lo que es un fanfic