Antonio Brown: “I’ll never play in the NFL again.” Ray Rice: “I could’ve told you that.”

Someone should’ve told OJ Simpson, the game “Fuck/Marry/Kill” was supposed to be 3 different people.

As long as there’s self-checkout at the grocery store, I’ll never fully recover from my kleptomania. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Big facts.

When someone says, “I’m funny; so I could do stand-up,” that’s like saying “I can push buttons and pull levers, so I can fly this plane.”

PETA reports: No cameltoes were harmed in the making of the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

Covid-19 is the first thing my in my adult life that has made me wanna visit my father.

I just deleted a lot of people on here. So if you see this …. I need attention.

Covid be updating Variants like Apple updates the iPhone!