Every year I ban confetti Easter eggs, but my wife is a Mexican. 🙄😆

Proud dad moment: on his first full day of having a permit, Ethan asked Ann if they could drive to see Grandma and Grandpa.

Ran into a church member at the recycling place. He seemed nervous about having wine bottles. I was just glad I'd already got rid of mine. 🤣

Y'all stop with the OJ jokes. Mocking the dead is not fit, and you must a quit.

A significant proportion of our population is arguing over which presidential candidate has dementia and is on drugs. Good job, America.

The Gospel is political but not partisan. #JessSayin

Well, when you say it like that...

Look, all y'all plotting civil war better not mess up the coffee supply. #JessSayin

I don't know who needs to hear this, but no one reading a book wants to talk to you about the book they are reading. They want to read the book.

When my wife shows me where the ketchup is in the fridge.

I swear, if the x's on the pop up boxes get any smaller. 😆

When I make it in life, I won't announce it but there will be signs.😆 #Rolex #AppleWatch #Flair #Flex

The key to happiness isn't doing, having, or achieving; it's seeing. Jesus and Buddha teach this.

Jesus didn't kill his enemies He died for them

I've never met someone who bought their way to happiness. #JessSayin

Everyone needs a coach and a cheerleader. #JessSayin

Trying to put my finger on where we went wrong as a nation, I think it's when we started drinking light beer.

How mad is Biden right now? #electionday2024

The economy is going to collapse when people stop buying new cellphones to keep TikTok. First Buddy Elon needs to get on this. 😆

If millions of people risk life, injury, and imprisonment just to get into our country each year, we already are a great nation. #JessSayin